P1030934 (2)Again I am reminded that I cannot conquer Time…

An executive decision has, this morning, been made in order to give undivided attention to the books currently in progress. I have realized that I am incapable of managing all social media while simultaneously writing to the standard expected of your humble narrator. I shall, tomorrow, retreat to the mountains of North Africa where there is no internet access. Rest assured I am in safe hands. I am thus unable to post online until August.
Apologies are sincerely sent to those expecting a short story on Patreon; being in North Africa has shown me that I cannot continue to run around seeking web access and expect a novel of good quality to be produced. Thus, the short story in the Death Series has to be postponed until August. I trust most literature lovers will understand why this is necessary…
Posted with respect to all attentive readers, listeners and Glorious Voyeurs (you know who you are).

Advance apologies for the tardiness in uploading the text and audio-recording of May 1st short story (the death series). Complications beyond my control have made it thus. I aim to upload the text and recording by May 8th. This part of the series is about a Victorian Castle and is, as yet, untitled.2008 - Castle Wall (2)

Naked Reading II

Stills from The Naked Reading of Hollywood Bus Stop can be viewed on the other site: https://wordpress.com/post/thenakedblondewriter.com/1110.

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Here’s my third favourite introduction: The Marquis de Sade, Philosophy in the Boudoir, 1795.

Incidentally, the book was written circa the same period in history as this timepiece: 1795…

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Here’s my two favourite first Chapters in literature:

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